"Now Accepting Applications"

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Do YOU have what it takes?

Submitted: August 13, 2018

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“Now Accepting Applications”

 

“Attention, do YOU have what it takes, the imagination of a seven year old? Dream of flying through space? Are you gullible? Do you believe the plant Earth needs a space force to combat Alien Democrats from beyond the sun? The Divided States government is now accepting applications so YOU can join the new Space Patrol. “Become a Space Cadet, See Texas—err--the world”. Accepted applicants will receive training in delusion projection, belief despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a sack lunch with Space Power Bars, and a personally-signed copy of our supreme leaders new book, “Me”, and a bumper sticker for your 4 X 4, proudly proclaiming “I'm a Space Cadet”


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