Defence Minister's Press Conference

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HUMOUR.FLASH FICTION. PIZZA NOT BULLETS PLEASE!

Submitted: August 13, 2018

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Defence Minister's Press Conference

 

  At her press conference today the Defence Minister

Marise Payne said, " In the interests of promoting a

a more tolerent and accepting world, the army will be

banning guns as we no longer want to offend the enemy.

We want to show the enemy that we don't want to hurt 

them, we want to be friends, and maybe hopefully 

something more than that!

  This is a logical extension of out present polices of

diversity and inclusion. If the enemy should happen to 

try to invade Australia the Army will give them hugs and

kisses, and also chocolate bullets to eat, and hand out badges proclaiming,

" Make Love Not War! " and " Give Peace A Chance! " 

along with the latest in technologically advanced condoms,

to show them we are serious, and want to enjoy their

company!

  I myself find war extremely distastful, I'd rather eat! Do 

any of you members of the press know where ther nearest 

pizza shop is? "


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