Dear Ladies

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HUMOUR. WOULD YOU USE THIS?

Submitted: August 14, 2018

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Submitted: August 14, 2018

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Dear Ladies

 

Dear ladies I have invented

An intrauterine device,

For you to use

When your uterus is filled with mice,

Breeding filthy

Disease carrying lice,

You'll be able to catch them

And eat them with fried rice,

With some soya sauce

They'll taste really nice,

Like the ambrosia

The gods eat in paradise!


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