The Vacuum Cleaner

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HORROR.HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. ONE WAY TO GET RID OF SOMETHING UNWANTED!

Submitted: August 15, 2018

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Submitted: August 15, 2018

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The Vacuum Cleaner

 

- That was great Meg!

- Yeh, I love you Reg.

- You want a smoke, I always love a smoke after sex.

Here have one of mine.

- No, I don't think so.

- You giving up?

- Yeh, I think I might give up. You should too.

- I'll give up when I'm forty.

- That's nearly twenty years away! We should start

looking after our health.

- Why?

- Reg.

- Yeh.

-  I've got something to tell you.

- What, you've joined a gym?

- I've got something inside of me.

- What do you mean? I'm out of you now.

- I'm pregnant!

- You're what?

- Pregnant!

- You can't be!

- I am.

- Well I'll help you get rid of it.

- No Reg. I don't want that. I want to have the baby,

and get married.

- Where's the vacuum cleaner?

- What? Why?

- Where's the vacuum cleaner?

- In the laundry. Why Reg?

- I'll go and get it!

- No Reg, you can't do that, you can't suck it out off

me! It's full anyhow, I haven't emptied it for ages!

  Reg left Meg handcuffed to the bed, and went and

got the vacuum cleaner...

- No Reg! Get it away from me! You're not going to

suck the baby out off me!

- I'll just put some K Y on the end of it so I can put it

up you!

- It won't work Reg it's full. It won't suck! It won't work!

- No it won't suck, but I'll put it on reverse, and it'll blow

all the garbage up you! You bitch! You and the parasite

will die from toxic shock!

- HELP!!!

 

 

 

 


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