Hot Lips

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HORROR.HUMOUR.FLASH FICTION. OLD ROLLING STONES FAN DOESN'T GET SATISFACTION!

Submitted: August 25, 2018

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Hot Lips

 

  I love the Rolling Stones, I've been playing their records

for the last fifty years, night and day. I send my neighbours

crazy. I've got everything they've ever done! Full volume,

night and day! Unreal!

  And now I've got hot lips like Mick, my lips have gotten

larger and larger, redder and redder, like two enormous

bulbous parasites on my face hiding my teeth!

  Finally my lips have grown so large that they've 

exploded and sent pink bloody blobs all over the floor.

I better get the vacuum cleaner to suck them up.

But they're moving, they're tiny Mick Jaggers with

their hands down their pants shaking their hips, 

dancing and singing....

 " I can't get no satisfaction! "

  Over and over again.

  I'll get the broom to sweep them outside, but no, 

that won't work, they're getting bigger and bigger, 

and they're still singing...

  " I can't get no satisfaction! "

  And they're as big as me now. and shit they're ugly!

They've taken over the house now, hundreds of Mick

Jaggers masturbating and singing with enormous

hot lips...

  " I can't get no satisfaction! "

  I'm out of here! A house full of demented Mick 

Jaggers is too much for even the most dedicated 

Stones fan!

  " I can't get no satisfaction..."

 


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