Super Red Hair

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Red hair (or ginger hair) occurs naturally in 1–2% of the human population. Cultural reactions have varied from ridicule to admiration; many common stereotypes exist regarding redheads and they are
often portrayed as fiery-tempered. The term redhead has been in use since at least 1510. Red hair is the rarest natural hair color in humans. Gillian was a woman with red hair. She had a fiery
temper and a sharp tongue.

Submitted: August 29, 2018

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Red hair (or ginger hair) occurs naturally in 1–2% of the human population. It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of northern or western European ancestry, and less frequently in other populations. Cultural reactions have varied from ridicule to admiration; many common stereotypes exist regarding redheads and they are often portrayed as fiery-tempered. The term redhead has been in use since at least 1510. Red hair is the rarest natural hair color in humans.

Gillian was a woman with red hair. She had a fiery temper and a sharp tongue. People said that "her temper matched her hair." Due to the belief that redheads are highly sexed, Gillian was considered a sex symbol.

Gillian was also a free-spirited young girl who had three middle-aged admirers, each of whom saw her from a completely different perspective. "Three at Once" wasn't "A Matter of Choice" from her own perspective. She felt "No Pressure." She was used to attracting middle-aged men. She told them she had a "Sister" that looked just like her who danced "Boogie Woogie." Gillian knew how to attract middle-aged men. And also how to get rid of them.

Actually, Gillian also knew "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People." Ask her best friend "Princess Mononoke" if you don't believe me. "From Up on Poppy Hill," "Johnny English Reborn," an accident prone but good hearted MI7 agent, told Gillian:

"I'll Follow You Down."

She fell madly in love with him and they had a passionate love affair. Unfortunately, it didn't last as he left unexpectedly for "The X-Files." What are exactly "The X-Files?" After extensive research I finally found out about it. An "X-File" is a fictional case that has been deemed unsolvable or given minimal-priority status by the Federal Bureau of Investigation; these files transferred to the X-Files unit. The files constitute an unassigned project outside the Bureau mainstream that is more or less concerned with unexplained phenomena, fringe pseudo-scientific theories, and non-credible evidence of paranormal activity...

Before Johnny English dumped her Gillian called him "The Spy Who Loved Me." Now she calls him "The Spy Who Dumped Me." Despite of being dumped Gillian thought she had a "Future Fantastic" when she met "The Last King of Scotland," her new love interest. But who really is "The Last King of Scotland?" After extensive research I finally found out about it. "The Last King of Scotland" was a young Scottish doctor who traveled to Uganda and became the personal physician of President Idi Amin. Not a real king! But it doesn't matter. Gillian was happy with him, and that's the bottom line.

However, the couple had to overcome a "Crisis" involving their sexual life. Indeed, their opposite "Sex Education" led to "War & Peace." It turned into a love-hate relationship. Hopefully, only when it was about their sexual life. As a highly sexed woman, Gillian said:

"What The Night Is For?"

"Nightis for sleeping, day is for resting."

answered "The Last King of Scotland." That's the kind of answer you have to expect from a physician who believes he is "The Last King of Scotland."

Frustrated by the answer, Gillian went to "A Streetcar Named Desire." There she met a stranger who was so kind to her that she said:

"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

But it turned out that the stranger was a dangerous man. Luckily, "A Flea in Her Ear" told her so before they went to his place. So, never trust "A Streetcar Named Desire." A boring sexual life is still better than sexual violence.

"I believe people are in our lives for a reason. We're here to learn from each other."

Except for dangerous men women meet at "A Streetcar Named Desire."

"People come in and out of our lives to teach us. And we teach other people. It's part of the process. They come in and they go out. Some stay for longer than others."

Still, don't let the wrong people come in your life. And make the good people stay for longer.

"I used to take myself very seriously, now it's all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the time when something's a big deal for us, it's only become a big deal in the space between our ears."

Life is a big deal not to be taken too seriously... between our ears.

"There is a difference between being listened to and being heard."

Understanding or not understanding is the difference.

"We have to raise the status of girls and women in every country."

That said, I propose that in every country the status of boys and men has to be lowered.

"So, goodnight Gillian. "Any Human Heart" like yours has "Great Expectations" in "The Fall" of gender inequality."


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