Food, Cats, & Comedians

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: September 07, 2018

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I love food, cats, and comedians.

Yah, I said it.

I love food, cats, and comedians.

I love everything about’em,

The moment that I saw’em,

I couldn’t live without’em!

 

Gimme some chicken nuggets,

Some mac and cheese,

Oh please please pleaseee.

How bout take-out Chinese?

 

I’M FUCKING HUNGRY.

 

Is that a cat?

Could I give it a pat?

Or maybe just a pet?

I know we just met,

But your cat is so cute,

I think I’m gunna toot.

Too late.

 

Oh, you like to laugh?

I’m here to tell ya

it’s just simple math.

You make up an outline,

a set up, a punchline.

It’ll fall flat, but that’s just that.

You can’t just quit, you gotta commit.

Refine it, tell it again,

cuz that’s just the way of the comedian.

 

I love food, cats, and comedians.

I love food, cats, and comedians.

I love everything about’em,

The moment that I saw’em,

I couldn’t live without’em!

 

So yummy.

 

So fluffy.

 

So funny.

 

That’s right.

I love food, cats, and comedians.


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