Super Zombie

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A zombie is an animated corpse raised by magical means, such as witchcraft, dead persons physically revived by the act of necromancy. Generally the zombies are the slow, lumbering and unintelligent
kind. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization. Goldie was a zombie from Petrovka known as "The Girl from Petrovka."

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A zombie is an animated corpse raised by magical means, such as witchcraft, dead persons physically revived by the act of necromancy. In some stories, victims of zombies may become zombies themselves if they are bitten by zombies or if a zombie-creating virus travels by air, sexually, or by water; in others, everyone who dies, whatever the cause, becomes one of the undead. Generally the zombies are the slow, lumbering and unintelligent kind. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization.

Goldie was a zombie from Petrovka known as "The Girl from Petrovka." She founded "The First Wives Club" with "The Banger Sisters," "Her Best Friends." "The Out-of-Towners" were asked to follow the "Protocol" to be admitted. In "Town & Country" "Butterflies Are Free," "Lovers and Liars" "Deceived," "Private Benjamin" "Seems Like Old Times." "Everyone Says I Love You" and "Death Becomes Her." That's when she turned into a zombie and said:

"Good Morning, World."

A "Bird on a Wire" who witnessed the scene got distracted and eaten by "Wildcats." The bird turned into a "zombie bird" and hunted "Wildcats" who turned themselves into "zombie cats." How funny!

As a zombie Goldie didn't use "Shampoo" and "Dollars." She went "Overboard" when she tasted a "Cactus Flower." Actually, she was changing her diet to become the first ever zombie vegetarian.

I'm gonna tell you how exactly Goldie turned into a zombie. She attempted to commit suicide by inhaling gas from a second-hand stove. Her neighbor, Igor Sullivan, smelt the gas and rescued her by using mouth to mouth resuscitation, which evolved into a kiss after Goldie regained consciousness. The only problem was she had turned into a zombie. You don't need to be dead for hours to turn into a zombie, a few seconds are sufficient. What happened next? Did Goldie eat Igor as zombie always do? No, she just said:

"Good Morning, World."

Then she went for her "Cactus Flower." Being vegetarian can save human lives. Just ask Igor about it.

Later, Goldie met an army recruiter who led her to believe military life would provide the "family" she was seeking. He also told her that the service was glamorous, comparing it to a spa vacation. She had a rude awakening upon arriving at Basic Training. Goldie wanted to quit almost immediately, and was astonished to learn that she couldn't, contrary to the assertions of her recruiting sergeant. Army regulations and the continuing disapproval of both her captain and army recruiter frustrated her.

Goldie quickly found that she was chosen for paratrooper training because the unit's commander found her attractive. She also found out he was a zombie. She made him taste "Cactus Flower" and he liked it. Goldie turned other zombies into vegetarians so they would stop eating people. She was dead but she knew how to save lives. There wouldn't be any zombie apocalypse as long as she lived. Well,... maybe it would be more accurate so say: ... as long as she would be an animated corpse.

"I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile."

Every time she handed a "Cactus Flower" to a zombie, she would smile. Believe it or not, zombies do have hearts. They are cold and hard but can be softened with a simple smile. It works with humans too. Just replace the "Cactus Flower" with something else.

"The smile you give is the smile you get back."

If you give your money, will you get it back? Probably not. Better give your smile and keep your money.

"We need to have empathy. When we lose empathy, we lose our humanity."

And we turn into zombies...

"You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it."

So think twice before taking a shortcut.

"Everybody ages. Everybody dies. There is no turning back the clock. So the question in life becomes: What are you going to do while you're here?"

Anything you want as long as it keeps you busy and happy. As long as it's useful and doesn't hurt life. As long as you don't go "Overboard." As long as "Everyone Says I Love You." And as long as "Butterflies Are Free."

"So, goodnight Goldie. Who is "The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band?" The musically talented Bower family, American pioneers who settled in the Dakota Territory in 1968. Wrong! it must be between The Jackson 5, The Carpenters, The Bee Gees, or The Corrs."


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