The Bus

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HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. WATCH OUT FOR THE BUS!

Submitted: September 10, 2018

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The Bus

 

  The students crammed into the lecture hall for

first year psychology...

- That was great dope we had last night Nick,

I still feel stoned man!

- Me too Jim. I don't know how I'm going to get

 through this crap lecture, this guy's a real jerk!

- He sure is Nick.

- Yeh, well you watch this man, I'm going to

show him.

- Yeh?

- Yeh. Here he comes....

  Good morning students, today I'm going to be

talking about perception and reality.

- Sir?

- Yes. What's your name, Nick isn't it?

- That's right sir. Can I ask you a question sir?

- Well I want to get on with the lecture, but I'll 

just take your one question.

- Well sir I don't mean to be facetious, but what's

reality?

- Reality son, is when you get hit by a bus! Now 

students I'll get on with the lecture...

  Just then a school bus crashed through the wall of

the lecture hall, and knocked the lecturer down

killing him...

- See Jim I showed him. Let's go and smoke

another bong!

- Cool!


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