Drinking coffee from a ferrets rear

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on holiday in bali, doing what the locals do

Submitted: September 12, 2018

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drinking coffee from a ferrets rear

i said to myself this is not so dear

if i had gotten this from cafe nero

it would have cost another 3 zero

its a good job i paid in rupiah

otherwise i couldn't afford another beer

they said the coffee tasted gritty

i said thats cos its arse was a bit shitty

but ferrets can get in some unusual spaces

they are known for hanging round in damp places

its no wonder it tastes like a horses arse after a day at the races


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