New Smart Phone

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HUMOUR. MOBILE LOVE!

Submitted: September 14, 2018

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Submitted: September 14, 2018

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New Smart Phone

 

We have created a new smart phone

Especially for the dumb,

It's so easy to use with your fingers

And thumb,

It will probably make

Your brain cells numb,

But it's shock resistant

So you can shove it up your bum,

Yes it's fully guaranteed

To make a dead man come!

 

 


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