Super Cyclist

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Cycling, also called bicycling or biking, is the use of bicycles for transport, recreation, exercise or sport. Bicycles were introduced in the 19th century and now number approximately one billion
worldwide. Today, over 50 percent of the human population knows how to ride a bike. Rowan was a cyclist. He was "The Driven Man" who used his bicycle as a mean of transport.

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Cycling, also called bicycling or biking, is the use of bicycles for transport, recreation, exercise or sport. People engaged in cycling are referred to as "cyclists," "bikers," or less commonly, as "bicyclists." Bicycles were introduced in the 19th century and now number approximately one billion worldwide. They are the principal means of transportation in many parts of the world. Cycling is widely regarded as a very effective and efficient mode of transportation optimal for short to moderate distances. Today, over 50 percent of the human population knows how to ride a bike.

Rowan was a cyclist. He was "The Driven Man" who used his bicycle as a mean of transport. At first he didn't want to learn to ride a bicycle. He was worried of being run over by cars. But "The Tall Guy," "Mr. Bean," made him change his mind by saying:

"Never Say Never Again."

And Rowan never said never again when it was about cycling. During "Mr. Bean's Holiday" Rowan went to "Four Weddings and a Funeral." Then "Mr. Bean" came back for "The Olympics Opening Ceremony" in London. "The Trouble with Mr. Bean" was that "It's Not Easy Being Bean." That's why he asked Rowan to impersonate him during The Olympics in exchange of a big sum of money. Rowan thought it was a "Funny Business" and accepted the offer. First he had "A Royal Makeover" by getting a new "Haircut." Then Mr. Bean gave him some "Valuable Lessons" to act and talk exactly like him.

On the first day Rowan impersonated Mr. Bean "A Magic Day Out" and a "Dinner for Two" with "Johnny English" was on the agenda. Johnny English was a kind hearted but inept "MI7" agent with dreams of being their most trusted employee. He had been appointed as an investigator at The Counter Terrorism Command (CTC) to prevent terrorist threats at The London 2012 Summer Olympics.

"Johnny English" and the false Mr. Bean (Rowan) detected some terrorist activities during the first days of The Olympics. The power was cut and during the chaos, Mr. Bean accidentally knocked out the deputy head of security and pretended to fight an assailant out of sight. He later made up a false description of the assailant to justify his actions.

English and Mr. Bean (Rowan) managed to localize the terrorists' headquarters. They decided to break into the headquarters via parachutes, but Mr. Bean landed on a visually identical tower, which turned out to be the City Hospital, by mistake. Going to the correct building they realized the terrorists had fled. They searched the building and found a bomb due to explode in a few minutes. Hopefully, English deactivated the bomb just on time right before Mr. Bean jumped out of the window.

Later, Mr. Bean (Rowan) tried to steal the DVD of the terrorists' plan, but accidentally dropped it onto a tray of identical discs and tooled the wrong one without looking while English was watching out. Back to their headquarters English ordered Mr. Bean to play the DVD, only to find it was camera footage of "Scooby-Doo" dancing in his bathroom in his underclothes. After that Mr. Bean was suspended from work by The Counter Terrorism Command for his actions.

When Rowan met the real Mr. Bean and told him what had happened. Mr. Bean told him he had the terrorists arrested because they were unaware there were two Mr. Bean. They were caught off guard by the real Mr. Bean while running away from the false Mr. Bean (Rowan) and "Johnny English."

"To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform."

The skillful mind of Johnny English and Ability To Perform like Mr. Bean. The real Mr. Bean of course.

"But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism."

For Rowan perfectionism is being average. It's the best he can hope to do.

"Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing."

When Rowan impersonates Mr. Bean he doesn't need to think about things a lot to amuse people. Funny things happen to him while chasing terrorists.

"I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else."

When he becomes Mr. Bean. What would happened if he impersonated the Queen?

"I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination."

Indeed, a performing inclination toward Mr. Bean.

"So, goodnight Rowan. "Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again," "Johnny English Strikes Again." That is mean "The Return of Mr. Bean?" Yes, and "The Curse of Mr. Bean" too."


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