Bird Ambush

Bird Ambush

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Poem by: tom mcmullen

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Submitted: September 17, 2018

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Bird Ambush

The spring birds

Swoop,

On the old man

As he stoops,

Then they bombard

Him with poop,

They should caged

In a coop!

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Tue, September 18th, 2018 12:50pm

Ha! Brought a laugh, Tom.

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Tue, September 18th, 2018 5:08pm

Thanks Hullabaloo, it's the small birds that attack me not the crows, they actually attack the crows too!

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