The Minotaur Mopes

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The ultimate bull man gripes about his life.

Submitted: September 20, 2018

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  "Still stuck in the Labyrinth and I'm SO tired of all the bull#%&*. I can't be a man, I can't be a bovine! I can't find a nice and steady cow to settle down with. I can't ever retire and be put out to pasture.

I'm CONSTANTLY craving hamburgers and the thought of eating them makes me nauseous.

 I'd like to go to Spain, there to be cheering on family in the ring, as one of them goars a matador in his butt cheek, or simply to run with the idiots in the street. 

But NO! I have to stay HERE!"

And once again he sat with a sigh, left to ponder the terrible nature of a hybrids life. 



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