Ban Everything

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. WISH THEY'D BAN DEATH!

Submitted: September 26, 2018

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Submitted: September 26, 2018

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Ban Everything

 

Bali is to ban bikinis

For not been discreet,

The local council

Is to ban smoking on the street,

Luckily cigarettes unlike bikinis

Are safe to eat,

A nicotine sandwich 

Is hard to beat,

How long before 

The butchershop bans meat,

And the shoeshop

Bans feet?

 


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