Words Of My Wisdom

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Things I've learned that I want to share with you

Submitted: September 28, 2018

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Submitted: September 28, 2018

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Okay, now that you've stopped laughing:

 

“Always carry a butter knife in your pocket, one never knows if you'll feel like a roll or you'll meet that one guy who needs to be stabbed in the neck”

 

“Always carry some rubber tubing, 'cause one never knowswhen you'll have the overwhelming desire to duct tape beers to your hat.”

 

“Always stay grounded 'cause one never knows when the urge will strike to put a plugged-in electrical chord down your pants, as well as a full can of beer”


“Never call a guy a dick without an escape plan”

 


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