Some of us are prone to yeast infections

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: September 28, 2018

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Some of us are prone to yeast infections

As if our destiny is to be a bread machine

Instead of a person with feelings.

 

Some of us are prone to yeast infections

And are trying our best not to be on a first name basis

With our pharmacist, but it’s hard because

 

Some of us are prone to yeast infections

And I don’t want to hear about your great sex or your

Cute new underwear you bought because

 

Some of us are prone to yeast infections

And if I have to hear my doctor tell me one more time

To just air it out or eat more yogurt or wear cotton underwear

I might just lose it since

 

Some of us are prone to yeast infections

And I already know that your great grandma swore that

Sitting in a bath of salt water will make it go away instantly

But that doesn’t work for me, Karen

And I’m tired of hearing it.


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