The Grateful Dead, and NOT!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic

Fake lyrics, real feelings

Not sure if I got the splits right, but good enough!
 
Grateful Dead--'Casey Jones'
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
 
This old engine makes it on time
Leaves Central Station 'bout a quarter to nine
Hits River Junction at seventeen two
At a quarter to ten you know it's travelin' again
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
 
Trouble ahead, Lady in red
Take my advice you'd be better off dead
Switchman's sleeping, train hundred and two is
On the wrong track and headed for you
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
 
Drive your train, whoo
Trouble with you is the trouble with me
Got two good eyes but you still don't see
Come round the bend, you know it's the end
The fireman screams and the engine just gleams
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
 
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, you know, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
And you know that notion just cross my mind
 
Songwriters: Jerome J. Garcia / Robert C. Hunter
 
******
 
Not Grateful Dead--'Drives Me Insane'
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
Old angry white men, 
are at it again
Regression at warp speed
cheating to win
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
We're colored red ahead, shit in his head,
that he get from Brietbart News
Not asleep at the Tweet,
On the wrong track and makes me blue.
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
Drives me insane
trouble with me, his name is you
Got two good eyes but you still don't see--
Gone 'round the bend, could be the end,
While the fire's burn, you sit there and preen 
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look
 
Drives me insane, he's Tweeting again
Donald Trump you better read a book
Think with your head and not your behind,
Just flash us that permanent angry look--
Just flash us that permanent angry look


Submitted: September 30, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Way to go, Mike! Excellent!

Sun, September 30th, 2018 5:05pm

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Thank you, Hull!

Sun, September 30th, 2018 11:16am

jaylisbeth

Well done, my friend.

Tue, October 2nd, 2018 1:54pm

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Thanks as always, J. B!

Tue, October 2nd, 2018 9:52am

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