Necromancy For Dummies, Chapter 1: These Are Not the Heroes You're Looking For

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

It's not easy being a sentient skeleton mage; especially when you have pesky, adventuring heroes break into your lair all the time.


Cover by Markie Bee: https://www.booksie.com/users/markie-bee-223538
Finished book: https://www.booksie.com/511617-necromancy-for-dummies

Table of Contents

These Are Not the Heroes You're Looking For


They came to slay an evil lich and fulfill their quest as heroes. What they found was... not quite that.
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Recent Comments

hullabaloo22

What can I say, M. A. A hilarious and entertaining read! And I have to say Neet was pretty....neat!

Mon, October 1st, 2018 8:33pm

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Thank you! I'd love to know your honest thoughts on the rest of it. The entire finished story is in my portfolio. A pleasure as always, Hulla!

Mon, October 1st, 2018 2:59pm

Keke Serene

This reads so funny to me! Poor noble priest, and silly hero haha! And poor Neet, having a hole in his home!

Tue, October 2nd, 2018 12:47pm

Author
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Thank you for your kind words. I'm thrilled you enjoyed it! Alas, Neet has so much more buffoonery to deal with hahaha

Wed, October 3rd, 2018 1:21pm

OtakuLife

Wow, you write really well! And you have a NEET!! :D what a coincidence! We're NEET neighbors! I love your comedy style! (The "I'd ship 'em" killed me btw.)

Wed, October 3rd, 2018 6:43pm

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Thank you kindly. Also, I'm so elated you got the more subtle aspect of the joke in his name! More hilarity and references await Neet the NEET! I can see us enjoying each other's works very much haha

Wed, October 3rd, 2018 1:23pm

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