The King Of Baked Beans

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. HE SMELLS!

Submitted: October 07, 2018

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Submitted: October 07, 2018

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The King Of Baked Beans

 

I'm the king

Of baked beans,

I fart when I'm awake

I fart when I dream,

I fart when I wear my crown

I fart when I'm in my jeans,

I've been flatulent

Ever since I was a teen,

I'm the smelliest monarch

The world's ever seen,

Nothing will stop me farting

Not even thorazine!


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