Preety Woman

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HUMOUR. FORTHE BIG O

Submitted: October 10, 2018

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Submitted: October 10, 2018

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Preety Woman

 

I dated a preety woman

Named sexy Sam,

Who posed erotically

On Instagram,

We went to a concert

Of Roy Orbison's hologram.

And afterwards

We had some cider and ham,

And I groped her 

Like a pet lamb,

But she strangely

Converted to Islam,

And now pushes a bomb around

In her baby's pram!


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