They'd Rather See The Fish

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A poem or song about a bug ugly shopper at Wal-Mart

Submitted: October 13, 2018

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If you could see yourself through an other shopper’s eyes

Then much sooner than later you’d realize

You’re not hotter so why bother with the sick disguise

For they’d rather see a dead fish covered in flies

 

If you could see yourself then you’d understand

Why you look like the poo that hit the fan

You’re not hotter so why bother at the makeup stand

Cause they’d rather see that fish in a frying pan

 

Yeah, they’d rather see that fish in a frying pan

Than you shopping at Wal-Mart with your head in the sand

If you could see yourself then you’d understand

Why you look like the poo that hit the fan

 

I’ll bet that you think that you’re a beauty queen

A strutting your stuff as you come in on the scene

You’re not hotter so why bother with the facial cream

For they’d rather see the fish a swimming down stream

 

Everybody stops to look they gawk and stare

At that person in the isle that’s giving them a scare

You’re not hotter so why bother with all that skin care

Cause they’d rather see the fish in the aquariums there

 

Yeah, they’d rather see the fish in the aquariums there

Than you shopping at Wal-Mart looking like a grizzly bear

If you could see yourself then maybe you’d care

Why you look like the zoo let out a monkey at the fair

 

If you could see yourself through an other shopper’s eyes

Then much sooner than later you’d realize

You’re not hotter so why bother with the sick disguise

For they’d rather see a dead fish covered in flies

 

If you could see yourself then you’d understand

Why you look like the poo that hit the fan

You’re not hotter so why bother at the makeup stand

Cause they’d rather see that fish in a frying pan

 

Yeah, they’d rather see that fish in a frying pan

Than you shopping at Wal-Mart with your head in the sand

If you could see yourself then you’d understand

Why you look like the poo that hit the fan


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