INTO THE MAW

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

MRAHAHAHA READ ME OR.....

I eat. Lots. But that is not what this is all about. It is all about what I eat.

I am a carnivor, a hunter gatherer. I absolutely detest store bought meat. It is never fresh and has a metalic taste to it.

I hunt at night and choose the choice of the choice of my prey. Mature but not fully adult. Not lean. I like plump, for the juice and the fat. Quite often I have my prey in for lunch before I choose them.

I am a humane person. My prey feel nothing and I do not allow them to see it coming.

I am a carnivor. I hate vegetable. It is so...so degrading to be called a cannibal but I rather like it when the news jockeys call me a monster.

So now you know and it might be best that you stay lean and below my scrumpuosity radar....Yummy.


Submitted: October 29, 2018

© Copyright 2021 Donald Harry Roberts. All rights reserved.

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hullabaloo22

A fantastically freaky Flash, DH!

Mon, October 29th, 2018 8:28pm

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Thanks Hully

Mon, October 29th, 2018 2:22pm

Joe Stuart

The protagonist's preference to fresh meat over store-bought meat conjured up an image of a supermarket freezer with packs of frozen human schnitzel. This is a dandy little story, Donald. I know that you designated the genre as horror, but it also qualifies as humour - albeit on the dark side. ~ joe

Mon, October 29th, 2018 8:42pm

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Thanks Joe

Mon, October 29th, 2018 2:22pm

Megan Fox

Thank goodness I'm skinny.
Megan

Wed, November 7th, 2018 1:51am

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