Tranny With A Fanny

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. LOVE STORY? FLASH FICTION.

Submitted: October 30, 2018

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Tranny With A Fanny

 

  While I change stations on my transistor radio to

the call to prayer, Tranny With A Fanny waxes her 

burka and hits the waves out at the point near Luna

Park, and hangs five as the ferris wheel ejects 

midgets into the semen stained water where early

nineteen sixties music assaults her ears...

  Tranny With A Fanny tries to block out the noise

from my tranny with incandescent ear muffs but

keeps hearing Elvis and Gene Pitney and The

Everly Brothers as Kathy's Clown performs 

cunnilingus on her newly installed tourist caves...

  Finally Tranny With A Fanny has enough and belts

Kathy's Clown with a large rotting turnip, and heads

off to investigate tarantulas in Saudi Arabia, and 

meets Armpit Hair stealing snakes on the dessert

highway...

  Armpit hair has become empowered by never 

washing, and now no men or rats or cockroaches

will come near her...

  They both crawl towards Mecca where all the

muslim men flee from the smell of them, and the 

city is abandoned, and finally the king of Saudi Arabia

high on petrol fumes and camel piss decides to hold

the Haj in Hollywood from now on...

  In an act of desperation the King declares Jihad

on these two rainbow rooters and lauches a Holy 

War by dropping an Allah bomb on Islam's most

holy city to get rid of these two most foul smelling

western infidel lesbian bitches, but they withstand

the wrath of Allah and his halal radiation and declare

themselves duel queens of this desert paradise, 

where they now hold desert surfing competitions

for bikini clad five hump camels...


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