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Submitted: November 08, 2018

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SQUEEZY McJINGLES

AND

THE CASE OF THE TELL TALE TINKLE-TOED INTRUDER

1

IT WAS THE NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS

AND THE GIFTS WERE ALL OPEN

AND ALL THROUGH THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

THE KIDS WERE ALL GLOATIN.

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS ALOUD CRASH DOWN THE STREET

AND THERE LAID SANTA’S SLEIGH ALL TWISTED AND BROKEN

BUT SANTA OR HIS ELVES OR RUDOLPH OR ANY REINDEER

WERE ANYWHERE IN SIGHT

AND THE EMPTY GIFT BAG WAS A TORN UP FRIGHT.

SO ALL THE KIDS GOT TOGETHER AND CIRCLED ROUND A GIRL MADE OF SNOW

AND CALLED OUT FOR HELP FROM THE FRIEND THEY CALLED

SQUEEZY McJINGLES WHO WAS AS CLEVER A CLEVER CAN BE

TO COME AND SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

AND IN A TWINKLE AND JINGLE AND A FLASH AND A DASH

SHE APPEARED IN HER GARB AS ELFISH AS ELFISH CAN BE.

FOR THE LONGEST TIME SHE STUDIED THE SLEIGH

AND ALL THE FOOT PRINTS GOING IN AND OUT, UP AND DOWN AND ALL

 AROUND UNTIL AT LAST SHE SAID. IT ALL IN THE LOOKING THE BAKING AND

 COOKING AND I KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE.

SOME FOOL PUT OUT COOKIES AND CAKES WITH A SPECIAL INGREDIENT AND

 JOLLY OLD SANTA AND ALL THE REINDEER HAD A GRAND OLD FEAST

AND I PROMISE THE SPECIAL INGREDIENT WAS NOT YEAST.

EVERYWHERE HITHER AND TITHER SCATTERED OVER HERE AND THERE

CRUMBS FROM THE CAKES AND COOKIES THAT THE BIRDS STARTED TO NIBBLE.

AND THE SEAT OF THE SLED WAS COVERED AS WELL AND WITH BUT A SNIFF OF HER NOSE

SQUEEZY  McJINGLES COULD TELL THAT NEITHER SANTA OR THE REINDEER

SHOULD HAVE BEEN FLYING AT ALL

FOR THEY WERE SOARING WITH JINGLES AND SNOWBALLS AND BELLS

WHEN OUT OF THE SKY THE LOT OF THEM FELL

AND CRASHED THE BIG RED SLEIGH AND BROKE IT TO PIECES

AND SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT WAY UP NORTH AT THE POLE

SLEEPS SANTA AND THE REINDEER  WITH DREAMS OF WHITE CHRISTMASES AND

BAGS AND BAGS OF GIFTS THAT GO UP IN SMOKE.


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