A Few Good Republicans

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Trump lost the house and now there's a possibility of Democrats forming a committee to see if Trump had Russian ties rig the elections. The following piece is taken from the trail scene of A Few Good Men were Colonel Jessup fires back at Kaffee. Enjoy.

Submitted: November 10, 2018

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A Few Good Republicans
(Based on A Few Good Men)
Humorous Intend Only

Chairman Paul Ryan: Consider yourself in contempt!
Tom Perez: Mr. President, did you rig the elections?
Chairman Paul Ryan: You don't have to answer that question!
Trump: I'll answer the question!
Trump: You want answers?
Tom Perez: I think I'm entitled to.
Trump: You want answers?
Tom Perez: I WANT THE TRUTH!
Trump: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Trump: Son, we live in a world that has democrats, and those democrats have to be guarded by republicans with guns. Who's gonna do it? You (looks at Obama)? You, Hilary? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Mexico and you curse the Russians. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that grabbing her by the pussy, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes America great again. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to build that wall. You need me to build that wall. We use words like looser, fake news, and terrific. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent deceiving the public. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who questions my lack of integrity and values which I blatantly flaunt, and then questions the manner in which I've obtained them! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you change parties and grab her by the pussy. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!

Tom Perez: Did you rig the elections?
Trump: I did the job I...
Tom Perez: [interupts him] *Did you rid the elections?
Trump: You're God damn right I did!


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