A Major Dilemma

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Sometimes the doorway is simply not big enough! Inspired by the cover pic.

Submitted: November 14, 2018

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A Major Dilemma

 

Someone has left me a beautiful present,

but now there’s a problem I’ve got.

No matter what angle, no matter what way,

fit through my own doorway it’ll not.

 

I don’t know who left it, I’ve got my ideas,

and don’t think there is no gratitude,

but I’d far rather it be half of it’s size,

please don’t take that as in any way rude.

 

The only idea I can think of right now

is to lay down with my head outside,

but what if those big dogs come walking this way

and force me to run in and hide.

 

A major dilemma that puzzles me much,

a problem on which I must chew.

At least I have something to work with my teeth

while I ponder just what I should do.


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