INTO THE MAW A SAD FAREWELL

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

ALAS I MUST REGRESS

I had intended to make this my blog but something has occurred to force me to abate my canibalistic  endeavours. It seems a young energetic journalist has connected one too many dots that points directly at me in the concerns of the mounting missing persons file cases. So for a while at least I shall have to be satisfied with beef and pork and the likes until this scare blows over. But I will share one last delight with you. Baked  carmelized cerebrum cut into bite sized cubes and dipped in thick warm medium sweet bakers chocolate.

Farewell.


Submitted: November 18, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Umm. Don't take offense, DH, but I think I'll decline!

Sun, November 18th, 2018 8:29pm

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lol

Sun, November 18th, 2018 12:40pm

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Joe Stuart

Nah. I'll still stick to cheese sandwiches. I have run out of 'maw' puns. ~ Joe

Sun, November 18th, 2018 8:41pm

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Say good bye to Maw...its run its last course...lol...punny

Sun, November 18th, 2018 12:45pm

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Megan Fox

Hi Donald
Your friend is a little warped. What's he going to do with his freezer full of off-cuts on the off chance he gets raided?
Megan

Mon, November 19th, 2018 4:19am

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He shall be in hiding for quite some time, but you would might like to know that there is AMaw hunter looking for him...

Mon, November 19th, 2018 4:52am

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