My Name Is Snooker

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
For me? You shouldn't have, no, really!

Submitted: November 23, 2018

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Submitted: November 23, 2018

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With Hullabaloo22:
 
My name is Snooker, and I am your loving cat,
I brought you a present of a chewed-in-half rat.
 
You should feel honored, but you look upset,
I'm confused, and am thinking, 'what's this shet?'
 
Look, I did the work for you, what's to be upset about?
I shopped for hours at the Rats Are Us store, and you cast doubt
 
on my caring for you? Ungrateful human, this is my thanks?
I'm beyond disappointed, if I'm allowed to be frank.
 
I expected delight and appreciation
instead I'm bombarded by your deprecation.
 
A potential invader that was stalking your house
and you have to admit that this is no mere mouse;
 
a hero am I, or at least that is what I thought
when I went to that store and this giant I bought.
 
Come on now and reward me for a job well done
for you can never tell when there'll really be one.


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