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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

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The very idea that you would read an untitled story is stimulating so I feel that this one must be significant to the situation so

Once there was a nameless man who lived in the town of Nowhere on Went Thataway Street in a non descript house. He had no wife nor any children and as far as any one knew he had no siblings and both his parents were dead.

He inherited all their money, their house, cars, boats, a plane and a nameless island somewhere in the west indies where he would spend the winters with a nameless confidant and consort.

He travelled extensively in the spring and autumn but remained at his home each summer where he drank beer and peed on the old maple tree in the back yard and never , ever had company in the day but had many by night. all ladies from a certain part of the city know for its  ladies of the night.

Then one night he died.

The end.

lol...I needed a nothing moment to write simply nonsense which is a way of pyrging my mind of clutter....mrahahahaha...hope you laughed a little.


Submitted: December 03, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Read not for the title but for the author, DH :) And, yep, I had a little chuckle!

Mon, December 3rd, 2018 8:21pm

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TX-H

Mon, December 3rd, 2018 1:28pm

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Joe Stuart

Like Hully, it was not the odd title that drew my attention but the author who, I am glad to see, can be equally odd at times. Nothing like a bit of nonsense to lighten up the day. ~ Joe

Mon, December 3rd, 2018 8:40pm

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TX-Joe

Mon, December 3rd, 2018 1:29pm

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