Caracoles

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Caracoles.
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Indic Irony the metaphoric medley of a melange pour mange WIT sussPensee Oaf day's Beliefs. Jouer sur les mots. The pun pulling a fast one on a slow coach. The swell disTempered Cleaver Err in two vices. Serious and Cynical with Comic Relief as the interlude [obviously UNINVITED] as the bridge or the eighth. Wheels. Spin. Reels the head backandforth ragtime swings the swinging bridge and it is all to do with one atom: carbon! Not a carbon copy but a great origin and greater originality swinging bits of carbons into greater realms of rire or rarer humours. Avocado for Avicenna, Bubble-baths for bumbledom and Caracoles in Crocs can only make great guacamole grin at gungadin's gung ho of HOW LAWS ARE SO LAX IN LOOKING INTO THE EVER SO OBVIOUS! AND THERE IN LIES A TALE AND AN AEON IT TAKES TO MAKE CARACOLES IN KARMA-KOLORS OF KOH-i-NOOR. WHEN THE DOOR IS NOT AJAR!

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THE HILARIOUS HOOTS AND HOWLERS BAND

Submitted: January 05, 2019


The Hilarious Hoots and Howlers Band. ALL FOULS FREE. No penalty shootouts. For shouting out loud if that wasn't enough to warm the cockles of the heart there was more.
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THE DAY I FLOORED THEM. TO THE LAST TUSH DOWN. LITERALLY FLOORED THEM. IN THE FLOW.

Submitted: January 06, 2019


'You can't go on stage. they hissed under breath. 'NOT IN THEM!' Looking pointedly at them. 'I am in them,' I pointed out equally pointedly but in a measured mouthful. That they weren't made to
measure was my pleasure to put my foot down.
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Samratna SriMala Simhanada Symphony

Submitted: January 06, 2019


This is the other side of the swing! Well the first side I suppose. Au Grand Serieux The other being: sans doux tres dur Cynique. But with the interloper COMIC RELIEF good grief barging in,
[OBVIOUSLY UNINVITED!] CALLING IT THE BRIDGE OR THE EIGHTH well THE LIBRETTO TAKES THE LIBERTY TO BRING FORWARD THE SYMPHONY AND BANISH THE HIGHLY HILARIOUS HOOTS AND HOWLERS TO THE BOONDOCKS. THE
BAND HASN'T BEEN DISBANDED BUT THE BAND-AID AIN'T HOLDING IT TOGETHER EITHER. So in all seriousness.... THE SAGA GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE SAGARA..............
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Suhrullekha Symposia Contra Synthetic Aesthetic

Submitted: January 06, 2019


The Symposium Storm Tropes are tugging at the ropes. Their hopes have been stirred that they can learn the ropes of TRANSLATIONAL RESEARCH IF THEY CAN ONLY SYMPATHIZE with synthesizers. SEE! it is
all such a syndicated synthetic aesthetic.
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SHORTS CIRCUITS OR SKITS SKITTLES

Submitted: January 06, 2019


The bores who keep scores jazz up their dreary doldrums by creating skittles out of skirmishes. WELL THE ANSWER TO THAT IS NOT TO SKIM OFF THE CREAM AND GRIN LIKE LE CHAT IS NOT BEING CATTY BUT by
being ever so batty without batting an eyelid. TRY IT! IT COULD BE A SKIT ON THE CIRCUIT COURTS. You don't have to curtsy to wooden pegs do you?
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ZOMBI ZOOKS IS NOT PLAYING HOOKEY!

Submitted: January 06, 2019


The ringtones haven't stopped vibrating on reverbs since: 'Je rapelle a zero-zero' went viral.
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ZOLTI BOLTI THE LIFEFILE OR THE FILELIFE?

Submitted: January 07, 2019


DUNNO ZOLTI BOLTI? THEN IT IS TIME TO DO A MULTI-PALTI. IS THAT THE MULTILINGUAL TRANSLATOR FOR WHICH YOU CAN SAVE A PILE OR MAKE A PILE FROM? Or is it sheer linguistics gymnastics? Can you tell a
tongue twister from a tongue depresser?
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Suhrullekha Songsters SHOW! Don't TELL THE Symposia

Submitted: January 07, 2019


The Sopranos were floored to the mezzo flooring which wouldn't have been hard if it wasn't parquet flooring without the finish. Well polishing the point aside the parakeet thought pecking at the
chippings was a budget airbNb without having to budgie share the limetight. Talk of tight budgets The Tenors were thrown into the bars [no not those kind: it's not being kind to their voices or
voicless choiceless tremolos but the terrible laws which say you can't buy and have your fill or some such] so they were barritoned with a break in their breath holding capacity.
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Canary Canard Can-Can: The innards of the malfeasance

Submitted: January 08, 2019


Malentudu? Is not malign intent by interpretations interrupted inter alia. Or is there more to the ear than the tympanum waxing eloquent in a way that wasn't auracular? Do ducks finch? Or finches
duck the issue? Is waffle waffle paid by the word that was heard or the word that wasn't THE ECHO accents?
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If you can COUNT ON ANYTHING IT IS ONE THING: BUREAUCRAZY CAN'T!

Submitted: January 09, 2019


WHY WHEN IT CAME TO ONE TOO MANY AT LARGE THE BRITISH BLAMED THE INDIANS. WELL IF IT ISN'T BUREAUCRAZY IT SURE IS BEING COUNTED WELL ACCOUNTED WELL ACTUALLY here is how it happened. ALMOST!!!!
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AP APTITUDE TEST THE PITCH emblem?

Submitted: January 09, 2019


The Highly HIlarious Hoots and Howlers aren't hiding. They are thrown BY THE PITCH. The tines they aren't a-changin' but BOB DYLAN AND THE TUNING FORK made the NOBEL COMMITTEE GO INTO SUCH THROES
THAT THEY THREW THE LITT LITERALLY AT HIM. AND GUTHRIE [GAVE HIM A START SORTA BUT? THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND AND ALL THAT BUT] a century after THE IPC WAS CODED wonderfully delayed by British ability
to write it down virtually representing from afar and continuing prevaricating on the WRITTEN DOWN WORD well in the year of the century of that hidiously SECTIONED AND SUBSECTIONED UNWORKABLE PIECE
OF LAW WELL AS OUTLANDISH AS THAT AND ALL THAT WELL THE POLICE PROCEDURALS HAVE NO HOLIDAYS AT ALL BECAUSE WELL THE IPC IS THEIR PATCH OF BUREAUCRATIC PARA-DICEY AND SO THE JUDICIARY TAKES OFF TO
THE HILLS FOR A QUARTER OF A YEAR IN SPLITS TO WELL SEE THAT NOTHING COMES OUT IF ANYTHING WELL THE JAMES BOND FRANCHISE COINCIDED WITH BOB DYLAN'S TRIBUTE TO GUTHRIE OR SOME SUCH 'SONG TO WOODY'
well BOB DYLAN AND TUNING FORK..............
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THE GREAT LET DOWN! SKYFALL IN A SORRY!STATE?

Submitted: January 09, 2019


Now is there any need to answer the standard questions at airports? WHO PACKED YOUR SUITCASE? AND YOUR CARRY ON? WELL EXCUSE ME! I DID IT MYSELF. APART FROM THE ONE ITEM WHICH THE MAHARAJA PACKS
FOR..... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! YOU COULD STUFF A GLOBE INTO THAT GOBSMACKED LOOK. "WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?'
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MOANOMATICS

Submitted: January 09, 2019


There can't be a summary dismissal on such matters can there?
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MONEY TALKS! I GONE LEARN ME LINGUA LUCRE!

Submitted: January 10, 2019


Prompt as hitting it before the prompt showed up I SIGNED UP! OR TRIED TO. 'PAY AS YOU SAY' SCHEME. If money talks I wanted to have a convo with it but what language does it talk? LINGUA LUCRE?
WELL LAUGHABLE AS THAT ISN'T I COULDN'T GET THROUGH TO HAVE A WORD WITH WARREN. I said am I paying or is the Oracle going to endorse THE 'PAY AS YOU SAY SCHEME'? I MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN AN INEPT
INTERPRETOR BETWEEN ALEUT YUPIK TRYING TO PICK UP THE TWO HOTTENTOTS HAVING A HOTTENTEN BREAD AND FIG SPREAD BARGAIN IN THE BAZAAR.
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Bureaucreaky Buffer BlockHEADS

Submitted: January 10, 2019


The BUREAUCRAZE THAT THINKS THEY CAN HANDLE HOUSEHOLD HELPS WHO HELP THEMSELVES TO HIGH TABLES are not mistaken SO MUCH AS THE MISS TAKE THEY MAKE SETS OFF THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS THAT SPIRAL SO OUT
OF CYNIQUE MUSIQUE THAT THE ECHO GETS IT DOWN AS 'SCENIC MOO SICK' AND STILL THE BUREAUCRAZE CARRIES ON EVERGREENING LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW AND WAIT TILL THE COWS COME HOME AND THE GRASS GROWS
TALL AS THE TALLEST STATUE!
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Chakka Ticker Tape Parade

Submitted: January 11, 2019


Loadstones of the Lords. YOU CAN'T NOW SAY: HAVE A LADDOO FIRST. IT'S TIRUPATI'S LAST FREE ........ OH NO........... SO? THERE THEY GO. DO LUDDITES PLAY LUDO OR ARE THE LORDS [THE LORDSHIPS IN
COURTS] LOADED IN FAVOUR FOR OR AGAINST............. SEE IT IS CYNICAL NOT SCENIC AT ALL.
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AU GRAND SERIEUX: HOW NOT TO DO A REFERENDUM!

Submitted: January 11, 2019


THIS IS A BRIEF ON SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS WHICH ONLY THE BUMBLEDOM CAN BUNGLE INTO WITH ANKLE LENGTH BOOTS NOT KNEE HIGH ONES.
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BRIC-A-BRAC BREAKPOINT

Submitted: January 11, 2019


more knick-knacks paddy bags give the dogged bunting a binding?
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