When It Crashes and Burns

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Hold on...its really frikken quirky

A little silliness to clear the mind so I can get rid of the clutter. Try it. It doesn't have to make sense......

Rip the paper. See if I care. It doesn't matter what anyone does. Fix it mend it, bend it, paint it if you want. No matter what you do it will not help. I know. I tried several times and it always comes out the same.

I ate spaghetti last night. And chewed it really well.

I drank a quart of beer fast, bitters actually and it made the spaghetti slosh around in my stomach and then you know what happened.

Then I went out and flew my plane, dipping and diving, drunk as a skunk of course because I drank the beer so fast.

Then be damned it all I knew I was gonna die when it Crashes and Burns.


Submitted: January 15, 2019

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Joe Stuart

I am sure that you feel much better for that, Donald, sez I as I gallop off across the desert on my banjo while my aunt Aggie accompanies me on the piano.

Tue, January 15th, 2019 8:06pm

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That works...thanks Joe

Tue, January 15th, 2019 1:04pm

hullabaloo22

Fantabulous, DH!

Tue, January 15th, 2019 9:55pm

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Thanks Hully

Tue, January 15th, 2019 4:51pm

Megan Fox

Maybe drink a bit slower?
Megan

Fri, January 18th, 2019 2:01am

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lol

Thu, January 17th, 2019 6:09pm

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