HORROR. HUMOUR. A TASTY SNACK!

Eat Mum

 

I eat mum's brains

For dinner,

I eat mum's brains

For tea,

I eat mum

Because I get hungry

When I watch 

Reality T V,

Sometimes I chew

Her leg just below the knee,

Sometimes I eat her in the park

For all to see,

Eating mum is better than sex

I'm sure you agree,

I don't have to worry about

Getting an S T D,

One day I'll return her to her grave

So she can rot peacefully!


Submitted: March 23, 2019

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