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Baited Breath

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Imagine if Scientists could genetically re-programme our DNA strands and alter our behaviour and life expectancy?
The mind boggles?

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Ivor Jack Russell!

Submitted: April 10, 2019


Professor Gary Detroit has perfected Osiris III, a genetic re-programming system that replaces function-specific DNA components in human strands. Professor Hayley Colorado, a worldwide luminary on
Human Contacts has just had her essential body functions restructured as a result of a research funding re-appropriation exercise. She worries this will impact university tuition fee payments for
her 3 year old illegitimate child genius, Clayton Jackman II (sperms donated generously by Beaton Jackman Jnr III) and deigns to woo Detroit who is 30 years her senior. In this taster Detroit gives
Jackman a neon flashing robo-bone to throw at Jack who is busy steaming up Colorado's Merc. While Gary and Hails study Human Behaviour in Karen McNeil, Suzie McNair, Paula McVeigh, Fleur McPherson,
Marnie McTavish and Debi McIntyre who are out on the piss in a wine bar celebrating Karen's Tribunal Award with Liam McNeil and Delmont McVeigh. The rest (to follow), as they say is His -Story!
Harriet-Jacqui Furl x
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Nobbys Nuts

Submitted: April 10, 2019


Gary Detroit & Hayley Colorado assess human genetic pairings, through their animal behaviour and speech in a wine bar. Clayton Jackman III, throws a neon flashing robo-bone at Jack by a fishing
lake near Happy Easter in Essex. Karen startles Scientists by offering Suzie, Paula, Fleur, Marnie and Debi, Nobby's Nuts. Detroit makes a rash assumption. Liam McNeil reveals, through slack body
language, that he' is having a fling. Hayley gets the wrong end of the dog stick. And Suzie stands up to announce that 'It's a New Day'. Read on...
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Kondo!

Submitted: April 10, 2019


Gary and Hayley listen avidly as Suzie explains to Karenl, Paula and Delmont, Fleur, Marnie and Debi the methodology & attitude required to kondo her sexual pairing Alex. Suzie's erotic glasnost.
Colorado bares her thigh to Detroit, who, in turn, bares his soul about his fear of the aging process (Detroit is 60+, 30 yrs older than her). Pregnant Karen has another drink.
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Doug

Submitted: April 10, 2019


Clayton Jackman III has a Jack Russell terrier called, surprisingly, Jack Russell.
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Give It Back!

Submitted: April 12, 2019


All gnomes are weird. Gertie is weirdest. Phyllis is grumpy, sits on her magic toadstool and moans, and Clarissa is clueless. They play silly mind games with the illegitimate love-child of Hayley
Colorado DPhil, the worldwide authority on Human Contacts, and Beaton Jackman Jnr II: Clayton Jackman III - and Doug, a trench angler from Harlow, Essex.
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The PC B-Man Scale for Sexual Attraction in Human Mammalia

Submitted: April 12, 2019


‘Well hello there, Paula!’ ‘Professor Detroit!?’ his escort gasps. ‘What?’ ‘Will you stop wolf-whistling, waving your arms at, and hankering after Paula McVeigh, you jerk!’
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Why? Part 1 of 2?

Submitted: April 13, 2019


Why? The question on every child's lips.
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Microbial Dark Matter

Submitted: April 15, 2019


The girl’s party is in full swing. Debi orders more wine. Karen mustn’t drink. Hails and Gazza study the effect of transgressive DNA implants (Osiris III), on human emotional behaviour and watch
Karen contemplate downing her third 250ml glass of Pinot.
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Sheer Heart Attack

Submitted: April 19, 2019


The lake is 20 minutes’ walk from the bar, enclosed by trees. The far end is reached by wading through nettles, bogs, other ways. There are swims. At 2pm on a hot day Tench are in evidence!
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