The life of a cat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Just a funny story about my silly cat that I wrote from his perspective.

Submitted: April 25, 2019

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Submitted: April 25, 2019

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The Life of a Cat

 

Hello, Fellow cats,

My name is Moonshine, yes like the liquor. What can I say? I didn’t get to pick my name. I am what you would call a very lazy cat. In fact, the only time I’m not lazy is when I am leading my humans to believe I’m drunk. My humans are not intelligent easily led to believe the wrong thing.

Most of the time I just lay around. Where ever is convenient for me, but least convenient for my humans. My favorite place to lay around is the bathroom sink. However, the top of the dryer, right in front of the dials, is another very good place. It’s warm and cozy there and your humans are placed in a tough spot.

These things are not my best quality, I am a very good hunter! I have caught many a pair of socks in my life. O-oh and animals too… um, you know the soft, fluffy ones. I believe the humans call them Stuffed.

What a strange word, Stuffed.

What’s my greatest catch you ask? Well, that would be a pair of sweat pants that were left hanging half out if that wooden boxy thingy humans call a dresser. (which is also another good place to nap) I caught those pants and dragged them halfway across the house and then up the stairs before they got away. Don’t start… I caught them none the less.

I have to admit that I don’t intentionally lead my humans to believe I’m drunk… They believe that on their own. It’s just fun to sit back and have a good laugh about the looks on their faces afterward.

It’s a funny life living in a house with ten humans. I’ve tried to run away but then I get hungry and have to come back for food. I’ve learned to just roll with it. I have become what the humans call…Chill.


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