A Game in Life

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A funny short story about learning how to play the game of a gender one is in.

Submitted: May 23, 2019

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Submitted: May 23, 2019

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A Game in Life

When I was born last life time, Dr. said I was a boy. At the time I did not know what a boy was. I only knew I could suck my mom's tits without being told I was a freak.

When I was a toddler, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew I should stand up when I did my pee. 

When I was in primary school, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew I should not randomly show girls my dick. 

When I was in high school, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew I should ask girls' permission first if I wanted to take their lips.

When I started to work, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew I should wear condom when making love if I did not want my fame to dip. 

When I got married, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew my bride said, 'If not because you are willing to take my hand, I could have forever gone with a prick.' 

When I was old, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew my youngest said, 'Grandpa, have you ever known a boy who met a girl and never talked about crap? 

When I was about to kick my bucket, I still did not know what a boy was. I only knew the minister said, 'You had done fine job as a boy in this life. You can now rest in peace .' 

When I was born this life time, Dr. again said I was a boy! 

Bummer! 

Because by this time, I have learned what a boy is! And that could spoil all my fun in life! 

What did you said, Dr.? You made a mistake?? I am actually a girl this time???

Mama Mia! and Hooray! 

Hey! Does anyone really know what a girl is? And how to be one? 

If you do! Don't tell me, please!
 
 
 


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