The Topless Woman

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic
HORROR. HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. CURE FOR IMPOTENCE!

Submitted: June 10, 2019

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The Topless Woman

 

  I love to see a woman topless, It really turns me on.

I don't need those little blue pills when I see a woman

topless.

  So I pick up a beautiful babe at  " Pleasure's " wine bar,

and bring her back home to my flat. I tell her that I want 

to see her topless, but she says, " No-way, you're not

perving on my boobs! "

  But that doesn't stop me, I knock her down, and strip

off her clothes, that's easy, she's had to many drinks.

Then I start up my chain saw, and saw her in two, a bit

like one of those magician's tricks at the circus, where they

saw the woman in two, maybe that's where I got the idea,

but this is no trick, and it's a lot messier too.

  I dump the top bloody half, into an extra large garbage 

bag, and go outside and chuck it in the garbage dumpster,

and come back inside and stare at her topless. Whoopee!

A topless woman! It's a great cure for erectile dysfunction!


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