Warrant for Damnation

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Fantasy  |  House: Handcuffed in Horror
I thought I'd hit rock bottom when I was blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and ended up on Satan's Most Wanted List. Then something worse happened. A fallen angel with a nun fetish and a taste for human flesh escaped his prison cell. He's Azael, the father I've never known, and he's expanding our family with the intent to reign over mankind.

God's pissed but willing to give me asylum if I turn against my father and annihilate Azael's existence. While I agree to His terms, there's one problem. No one, not even God, knows how to do it.

Warrant for Damnation is book two in The Courier series. Barry returns along with Margery the Demon, everyone's favorite villain. This series is loved for its unique characters, dark humor, and fast pace that's like playing a video game.

Read this series if you're a fan of Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchet, or Jim Butcher. You're sure to have a damned good time!

You can read this book without reading prior books in the season. Or check out the Winnie Jean Howard's Amazon profile at http://bit.ly/meanwinniejean to read Call for Obstruction (book 1) and Fall for Freedom (prequel).

Cover design by RL Treadway at http://atrtink.com.

Table of Contents

Life's...Complicated

Submitted: August 02, 2019

Who in his right mind goes home with a stranger he met on the highway like I did last night? Then again, it’s not the stupidest thing I... Read Chapter

Destination Nina

Submitted: August 12, 2019

No surprise, my speedy feet take me to the deserted break area outside Margery’s Southern Colorado warehouse. They have a way of knowin... Read Chapter

Fast Track to Trouble

Submitted: August 14, 2019

“Look who’s here.” Margery trounces around the corner wearing her usual shiny blue spandex pants, orange Bronco’s t-shirt, and bl... Read Chapter

No Skin Nina

Submitted: June 19, 2020

This time my sprint sputters to a stop as if I’m running out of gas. And Nina’s missing from my arms. What the hell? I scan t... Read Chapter

She's Possessed by Whom?

Submitted: August 17, 2019

The Hummer skids across the gravel driveway in front of the boardinghouse. Pete wails on the horn and parks. I’m quick to jump out and ... Read Chapter

Every Last Bite

Submitted: August 20, 2019

I enter the dining room, showered and smelling like homemade citrus soap. A ray of sunlight shines through the sheer curtains that hang o... Read Chapter

A Sinking Feeling

Submitted: September 06, 2019

The bed I stayed in last night is comfortable despite my continued cramping. Well, until it starts to shake. Then the house creaks an... Read Chapter

It's Raining Heads

Submitted: September 19, 2019

Sitting on the ground with my head between my knees, I try to make sense of Nina lusting after Azael. She would never. Or would s... Read Chapter

screeching Halt

Submitted: October 02, 2019

So far, running at hyper-speed has proven useful, but this trip is interrupted by a blow to my chest. I fly backward and land on my tailb... Read Chapter

Does She Hear Herself?

Submitted: October 05, 2019

“Azael fell with Satan,” Trisha says, “and the two are equally driven by pride and arrogance, although your father more so. He inte... Read Chapter

Howdy, Chump

Submitted: October 19, 2019

This time my feet bring me to the northern part of Trinidad, a popular Colorado stop-off for travelers between New Mexico and Denver. Gas... Read Chapter

It's a Psychic Thing

Submitted: October 25, 2019

“Bullshit.” Chump picks up a couple fifty-pound barbells and curls alternating arms. “He’s a dick!” Javier adds, his head j... Read Chapter

Where Are We Going?

Submitted: October 28, 2019

When we reach the exit sign I passed earlier, Javier grasps the back of my t-shirt and Chump opens the door. Considering this is where I ... Read Chapter

White as a Ghost

Submitted: November 03, 2019

All at once, my movement ceases. I hold out my hands and prepare for another drop, but I’ve somehow landed on a chair or tall stool. Do... Read Chapter

Paranoid Much?

Submitted: November 04, 2019

“Javier won’t be gone long.” Chump guzzles the shots in front of him and me. “I’m guessing your liquor tolerance is high,... Read Chapter

Not without Javier

Submitted: November 06, 2019

“Now are you convinced we need to leave?” I ask Chump. “You’re still here, aren’t ya?” Chump slumps over the bar. “Besi... Read Chapter

Surprise Patron

Submitted: January 09, 2020

My search for Javier slows behind a half dozen bright green demons with heads as pointy and curved as a rhinoceros’ horn. They’re all... Read Chapter

Fools Rush In

Submitted: February 12, 2020

Margery shoves a cigarette between her puckered lips and strikes a match on the table. Odd that she’s smoking like a mortal. Odder that... Read Chapter

Return Trip

Submitted: February 18, 2020

Tracksuit’s eyes widen when he spots us. He nudges the scary trench coat-clad caveman dude sitting beside him. With a black pinky f... Read Chapter

Hot Head

Submitted: February 25, 2020

Pete paces while pinching his lower lip. Every few steps he twitches, and a shiny black strand of hair bounces out of place. I’d hate t... Read Chapter

Itchy Twitchy

Submitted: March 02, 2020

Nassar freezes. His eyes are closed, his dark skin singed, eyebrows and eyelashes burned. While patting his scorched robe, I lisp wit... Read Chapter

Escape with Fig

Submitted: May 13, 2020

I swallow the last of the antidote to Satan’s contract, then slam the tall cup, coated with a gray film, on the counter. The two-headed... Read Chapter

Run for Her Life

Submitted: June 21, 2020

The junk truck’s right outside the basement door, where Candy said it would be. It’s the size of a pickup with a bed full of wood scr... Read Chapter

Sleepy Creepy

Submitted: July 08, 2020

I wake up surrounded by rock, a damp chill in the air, and the sound of a crinkly space blanket. Lifting and leaning on elbows that rest ... Read Chapter

Cravings

Submitted: July 16, 2020

All eyes are on me when I storm into the main cavern. The place is slightly larger than a high school gymnasium with a tall jagged ceilin... Read Chapter

Shut Up and Listen

Submitted: July 29, 2020

Candy grabs me around the head, flips me off my feet, and snaps my spine. I’m face down on the cold rock floor, my cheek resting in a p... Read Chapter

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