Guns Do NOT Kill

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I shot a gun the other day. What's my excuse? The Second Amendment. If you're triggered, keep reading...

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Submitted: August 07, 2019

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Submitted: August 07, 2019

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Let’s just get one thing straight, m’kay? The media and politicians have made quite a big hoot about the shootings that have happened lately. Ironically, some come from the far-left wing, who are the exact ones trying to control this crisis in the most drastic ways. Hypocritical Dems, at it again, HAH. Ah, that made me laugh hard. But what doesn’t make me laugh?

Punishing EVERYBODY for SOMEBODY’S stupid, fairyland-f--king beliefs!

Dems, we get it, you want gun control and you’re literally using EVERY trick in the book to prove it. Why? So you can combine your censored speech and fake news to take our power, therefore giving yourself more power and money. I don’t care if you do or don’t like President Trump, why don’t you stop catering to your retarded-crybaby, pot-smoking, jobless, never-grew-a-pair-of-balls millennial snowflakes that just want victim status and more illegals to f--k and degrade real Americans, white or not? Why not stop this stupid charade and focus on fixing America’s real problems?

Problem A is right in front of you. And it’s not “gun violence.”

Sorry, liberals, but you have it all twisted. GUNS DO NOT KILL. They’re the same as people in this stance, honestly. It all depends on the mind behind it; the finger on the trigger. My brother has 6+ guns, and my dad carries around a revolver. Does that make them dangerous or, more importantly, murderous? NO. These people wouldn’t kill anybody. They’re so kind that they’re pushovers! We may be Californian, but we still have that southern hospitality, you could say.

So why have guns? If you’re really that dumb to ask, I’ll tell you. Imagine this: my dad is walking around with my mom and I at a local store. Idk, let’s say it’s a store with a lot of money, maybe even a bank. Suddenly, some bum runs in with his own gun, ready to rob the place dry. Instead of waiting for him to grab money, possibly shoot somebody, then run like hell, my dad pulls his gun and pops him in the...Leg, arm, shoulder; he hits them and what do you know? Nothing stolen, nobody killed, even the criminal is still alive, so there’s still no fatalities (because Dems clearly care more about the lives of criminals than of innocent bystanders).

That’s a handgun, though. What about an AK or AR? Why would you need those? Equal to the government, motherf--ker, you’ll thank us when Clinton or someone else corrupt steals the White House and refuses to leave after imposing Socialist, Communist laws (like Venezuela and their dictator!). And no, she wouldn’t make things easier for any kind of American, immigrant, or foreign affairs. When the people have their ARs and AKs, it gives us a chance to stand and say “f--k you, psycho b-tch, we’re taking back this country!”

Also, let’s look back at the paragraph before last, the parentheses at the end. Just thought you should know, it’s REALLY true. In California, although things are changing thanks to some great Republicans, the law basically means that you need “equal force” to use a gun. Let’s put THAT in a scenario. It’ll be so stupid that you laugh incredibly hard.

Basically, you can only shoot if THEY have a gun, too. That may sound logical at first, but think harder! Criminals are pansies; they wait for the man of the house to leave, then they run in. So let’s imagine my dad and brothers are away. It’s just me and my mom.

“Suddenly, three thugs break in. None of them have guns, but they’re carrying knives, and they have what’s easily 80+ pounds over us. So can you actually blame me (a tiny minor girl) if I grab my brother’s shotgun and shoot them, dead or not? Regardless, I’d be the one getting arrested. If the criminals were colored, which is still possible, I’d be charged with murder AND a hate crime, (Sarcasm:) which is probably worse nowadays. You kill someone, thirty years in prison. Hate crime, lifetime sentence.

OR I can do it Demo-style. Let’s see, I can give myself a victim boost or cry at the criminals nonstop...Nope, I need to turn to violence. But since I’m not allowed to use guns because they give me an “unfair advantage”, I need to take my chances and stop three huge guys with knives on my own. I don’t care if I have a bigger knife, I’m still going to end up getting robbed, raped, and possibly stabbed to death. But hey! The disgusting criminals got to stay alive and safe, and everybody’s ok! ...Oh, except me and my mom, and they probably would’ve snapped a few dogs’ necks on their way.

Even if my dad and brother were there, it wouldn’t work. They’re both overpowered and outnumbered, so they’re next on the list. The hard-working Americans are hurt bad or dead, and the criminals got away.”

Genius Democrats. You guys are f--king geniuses, aren’t you? This is why we want to split California into two states. SoCal can have their nasty, crime-ridden, illegal-infested cities and retarded governor. Us NorCal folk want State Of Jefferson, which would be a bright red state free of Newsom’s STUUUUUUUUUUPIDITY. Stupidity x10, more like.

Newsom: “Oh, I want to raise the gas tax. But what? A couple months later, the price of gas is skyrocketing? I’ll confront the gas businesses and get to the bottom of this!”

They also pretty much ignore us entirely on certain stances. We’ve been rallying to legalize ferrets, since we’re the only state with that stupid law, now they gave us the dumbest, most fallible reason and have not responded, ignoring us.

But that’s not the point. Back to guns!

The violence? Let’s make it clear. If those people I mentioned in the previous scenario had guns instead of knives, it wouldn’t have changed anything but the story. Gun or not, they still had the nerve to break in, and could’ve committed robbery, assault, rape or murder.

That’s what it all boils down to. The REAL weapon in any of these instances is the criminal, not the gun. If it’s not a gun they use, it’s a machete, or a sledgehammer, or pipe bombs, maybe even a f--king Civil War cannon! And banning those wouldn’t change anything, because the PERSON is still there; a person with the nerve to kill! So while the Demo-rats are scurrying to ban everybody’s best defense, we’re trying to build walls and fix the justice system to where we deal with the root of everything. The criminal.

Still not convinced? How about the fact that your background checks, restrictions, special stocks and other trinkets don’t do ANYTHING but f--k with us?!

That’s right, you can ban every gun in every state. You can look at everybody with a registered gun and come confiscating. But guess what? The violence WILL NOT STOP.

You know why? Because it’s a little-known fact that only 6% of criminals (six people per hundred) involved with shootings are registered gun owners. 89%, the same category the most dangerous shooters have fallen into, stole or BUILT their guns, which is still very illegal. In other words, the criminals won’t give a sh-t if you take all guns away or not, it’s not going to stop them from building or stealing them, sometimes even importing them. Two words, black market. What the Dems have done thus far to control it hasn’t done anything to stop it. Gun violence still happens randomly, in red or blue states and cities alike.

It's their own logic (I guess you could call it), too! If you take away Planned Parenthood, women will get abortions illegally. If drugs stay illegal, people will keep doing them regardless. If we took away alcohol, people would become bootleggers again. BUT if we took away guns, people would magically stop using them and shootings would stop entirely? Right...

So, Demo-rats, why don’t you stop depriving us of an advantage, meddling with our rights and lives, then get past your fear of victims and do something productive?

In conclusion, I’ll say it one more time. It's not the gun. IT’S THE F--KING CRIMINAL.

 


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