My Funeral

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR.PLEASE DON'T ATTEND!

Submitted: August 26, 2019

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Submitted: August 26, 2019

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My Funeral

 

I held my funeral

Under another name,

To insure

That no-one came,

My remains were removed

By Choo Choo train,

Then cremated

And snorted like cocaine!

 

 


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