Overheard On New York Subways

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I travel on the subways a lot in NYC. Either for work, or to get around to get to places. I have 6 things that i heard over time riding the trains. 5 were actually things that were said that i overheard. 1 i made up. See if you can guess is the fake?

Submitted: August 30, 2019

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Woman on her phone: "You mean you quit your job because he wouldn't sleep with you?"

2 Cops: 1st cop: "She said it was her first time ever."

2nd cop: "Are we talking about a bust, or something you had your girlfriend do to you?"

Panhandler:"I'm on my way to a job interview. But can you spare some change just in case i don't get the job?"

Mother to child: "Don't sit there! You don't know where that seat has been!"

Homeless person: "This is my train and i want it kept clean!"

Actress to actor friend: "I'm going to be in the cast of Momma Mia for the next six weeks. But that means i can't do that porno movie in Cali next month."

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