F**K it...

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We all need some level of it, sometimes high, sometimes low.

Submitted: September 05, 2019

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I have a very high level of F**K it, sometimes too high.

Please, let me explain, F**K it, is extremely necessary in our society, especially these days. Although some may consider 

F**k it rather vulgar, without it, the world would be a much worse place than it is now. Shall we consider for a moment.

You’re out with your buddies having a few drinks, and you’re the one driving. You already feel you’re about good on the tipsy meter, but the guys say, com’on one more shot… and what do you say?... ooh ok F**K it.

 

Lights, Sirens, DUI and checkbook, all because your F**K it level was too high that night. Your F**K it level requires balance and precision.

Some mornings it might be too high, the “I don’t care no more F**K it” These usually happen when you have a job you hate. Or it’s too low, like when the kids are just too much today, the “I give in F**K it”, a little bit more F**K it and you could have held the line with them, but too much, and your neighbors are calling CPS.

Just imagine. your F**K it is on a continuum, high to low. For life to run well, it must be adjusted constantly to project the perfect level necessary. If we put ourselves in the right F**K it, frame of mind, we will avoid problems with friends & family. Just think how great it would be if you could bring your F**K it level down and just walk away for Aunt Sally at the family picnic, leaving her dumbfounded you didn’t take the bait… 

This may seem like it’s all in good fun, but for me, it’s quite true, i’m constantly adjusting my levels as needed, and this week didn’t go as planned because my levels were a little high, I had to apologize to Aunt Sally, she really knows how to bring the F**K it out of a guy. So for me this week, I could’ve dealt with a little less F**K it...

 


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