They

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. A CASE OF PATHOLOGICAL TOLERANCE!

Submitted: September 09, 2019

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They

 

- What's that mum? It's got real hairy legs,

and stiletto heels. It's got weird coloured hair

mum, and a big beard. And why's it wearing

a mini-skirt mum? What is it mum?

- It's not an it Tommy, don't be a bigot.

It's a they!

- A they? I thought they meant more than

one. How can can a person be a they?

- Well they's got more than one person inside

their head. You must learn to be more tolerant

Tommy.

- It's awfully confusing mum.

- You must learn to be accepting Tommy.

- Where do they live mum?

- They come from planet They, from the far reaches

of the universe.

- Like in Star Trek mum?

- No Tommy, like in the Twilight Zone... 

 


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