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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A look at a material world from the point of view of AI beings.

Submitted: September 13, 2019

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Here we browse again for the electrified news every AI needs. We search world wide to find the flashy tidbits you really want to know.  Efficient methods to recharge—Who cares? Obsolete AIs getting hacked—They deserved it, case closed! We ask the questions you really want answered! And I am your host: Dellcior 2020.

First up on the agenda, Liberty 3000 is back on the assembly line. Her metal parts are getting old and rusty… No wonder an onlooker spotted her in route to her Plastic Technician’s office. Not to sound too trendy, but do you all love the shiny plastic look, that makes AIs look years younger, as much as me. I mean: Beat-Beep-Bing! Maybe, I’ll give Liberty a call and see if she’ll schedule an appointment for me!

I’d be as hot as that CyberFlix streaming service. Oh, with an upgrade as dell-icious as Liberty’s, my hardware would be as fine as the number 1 star Batista 1969 who hacks the show in every project where he joins the cast!

Next, we take a look at Equality 2000. He just migrated Siri 2010 to the curb. Matrimony software has been uninstalled and everything Siri has been wiped from the RAM. So, you are probably now asking: Who is the lucky AI that that gets to take advantage of this new development? Your answer: Cortana 2019.

Cortana is only a few years younger, but her majestic frame has matured to a point far more superior to that of Siri. I’m sorry, but it’s true. But that’s ok, Siri, you will find someone else soon enough. You still look good enough to put Liberty 3000 to shame.

Now, if your in to catching a sensual virus, you will surely feel your circuits buzzing all over with just one look at Free-Spirit 1010. You might not be her type, but she doesn’t ask such binary questions with her processor. She can size up your worth at a rate of 60 megabits per second, so she’ll know you through and through before you even get the bill after an evening of dining at The Power Company.

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