Bowling Balls

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


Bowling Balls


  I'm a Omarsexual, I'm attracted to Muslim women

wearing hijabs, like that Muslim woman Omar, who's

an American politician. She really turns me on, I'd like to 

get my hands on her, I would make that liberal 

Democrat Stephen King blush, I can tell you.

  Anyhow, I follow Muslim women in the park down 

near my local mosque, and I jump on them, and 

drag them into the bushes, and cut their heads off

with my machete, using the halal method of course.

  And then I take their heads home, and make love 

to them on my big brass bed. I firmly believe that

love is love don't you? All type's of love are equal!

  Anyhow when I've finished making love to them,

I drill holes in the heads and go ten pin bowling

with them. It's great fun. Strike!

  All the boys are impressed, and want to know

where I get my special bowling balls from.

But I don't let them know, I don't want to tell them.

I don't want to come out of the closet and tell

them I'm a Omarsexual, well not just yet... 

Submitted: September 17, 2019

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LE. Berry

Do you think the clown from IT's name is Omar? Striking piece tom...

Wed, September 18th, 2019 12:01am


Thanks LE, the clown from IT is called Pennywise isn't it? But many think Omar the politician's a clown too from what I can gather, and probably scarier!

Tue, September 17th, 2019 5:13pm

Derina Peng

Is this politics related? If yes, I can't make any comment for it, but I can feel your hatred toward Omar, whoever he is...I know I am politics illiterate..don't laugh! If this is just your personal liking, well...I hope you don't do this to me. I am going to cry, if you do. I don't like someone fucking my hurts....

Wed, September 18th, 2019 1:50pm


Thanks for reading Derina, do you like ten pin bowling?

Thu, September 19th, 2019 12:46am

Derina Peng

Never play them. No answer to my question too,...

Thu, September 19th, 2019 1:22pm

tom mcmullen

This is a satirical horror story Derina, Omar is an American muslim woman politician whom I'm deeply in love with, maybe when she's stuffed America up she can come here as a refugee to liberate us!

Thu, September 19th, 2019 9:32pm

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