Let's not save the planet

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It's all good folks!

The planet doesn't need to be saved. Human activity is just as natural as a hurricane. Everything in the universe is natural. Extinguishing life on the planet is not within our power even if we wanted to, 99% of all the life that ever existed disappeared without human intervention. Earth does not share our prejudice against plastic, life will adapt to an echo-system with plastic in it just like it adapted to everything else. It is not our responsibility to save the planet, we can't save the planet and everything is deemed to be destroyed whether you like it or not.



So if you have a car drive! don't complicate your life with public transportation and yes, gasoline cars are cooler than electric sissy cars, don't be deceived. If you don't like doing the dishes use red solo cups and plastic plates, don't waste your time recycling... putting a flower on a turd is futile and it makes no difference.



Seven billion people will not be Eco-friendly, so if you really want to reduce humanity's carbon print, let your friend commit suicide, he probably has a good reason; and yes! a boring life is as good as any other reason. Be glad when people die, the more the merrier, natural disasters and mass shooters are the heroes when it comes to saving the planet.



Enjoy life! consume, drink, eat and fuck all you can while you can because you are going to die as well. Don't worry about the planet, the planet will be fine, and don't let a bunch of jerk offs guilt trip you to think otherwise. If your mind is to be changed let it be by force or for money, not guilt.


Submitted: September 23, 2019

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Derina Peng

This essay must be a satire or ironic, right?

If yes, this is a great write and it should create many effects if you dare to put in on the front page of newspaper. If not, please watch your footsteps each day just in case you are not the first ones to be tripped over by our own waste.

Mon, September 23rd, 2019 2:59pm

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Everything you trip over is a waste sugarbutt. If it's your own or not that is irrelevant.

Mon, May 11th, 2020 4:06pm

tom mcmullen

Yes the planet will certainly outlive me cynics, the sheep are been controlled once more!

Thu, May 7th, 2020 8:25am

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Indeed!

Thu, May 7th, 2020 8:16pm

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