Doctor Freud

Doctot Freud

- Doctor Freud, all men ever want me to do

is have sex with me.

- And you don't want to Dawn?

- No, Doctor Freud.

- Why Dawn?

- I'm sick of it. But Doctor Freud you say that

sex makes us happy don't you?

- It does indeed Dawn.

- Well Doctor Freud, maybe I have sex with the 

wrong people.

- That is possible Dawn.

- Well how about I have sex with you Doctor Freud?

- I don't think so Dawn.

- But I'm attracted to you Doctor Freud!

- Dawn that is transference. Patients become attracted

to their doctors, it's quite commen.

- But Doctor Freud come over to me on your couch.

- No Dawn! No!

- You're not attracted to me Doctor Freud, you think I'm

ugly!

 - No Dawn, you're very attractive but...

- But what Doctor Freud?

- I'm worn out Dawn, you're my tenth patient for

today, and they've all had the same request, and

not all of them have been women.

- Well I'm not either Doctor Freud...Look!

- Well I never...