Doctor Freud
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Short Story by: tom mcmullen
Doctot Freud
- Doctor Freud, all men ever want me to do
is have sex with me.
- And you don't want to Dawn?
- No, Doctor Freud.
- Why Dawn?
- I'm sick of it. But Doctor Freud you say that
sex makes us happy don't you?
- It does indeed Dawn.
- Well Doctor Freud, maybe I have sex with the
wrong people.
- That is possible Dawn.
- Well how about I have sex with you Doctor Freud?
- I don't think so Dawn.
- But I'm attracted to you Doctor Freud!
- Dawn that is transference. Patients become attracted
to their doctors, it's quite commen.
- But Doctor Freud come over to me on your couch.
- No Dawn! No!
- You're not attracted to me Doctor Freud, you think I'm
ugly!
- No Dawn, you're very attractive but...
- But what Doctor Freud?
- I'm worn out Dawn, you're my tenth patient for
today, and they've all had the same request, and
not all of them have been women.
- Well I'm not either Doctor Freud...Look!
- Well I never...
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Oh. That is disgusting! But what a revenge on the Dr. (Why do you hate Psych, may I ask?)
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Why do I hate shrinks Derina, maybe it's because they're mad! Or maybe it's because they hoard the world's supply of Thorazine!
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