Am I Paranoid?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: November 25, 2019

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The letters in my alaphbet soup form to spell, "We know where you live."

I think my neighbors dog has my wifi password.

I keep getting mail for the previous tenant. He died of blood poisoning from a papercut when opening a letter.

When I boil an egg for three minutes, I know that it has been three minutes, but does the egg know it has been three minutes. Should I boil the egg for an extra minute?

My cat is taking money from my wallet to play lottery tickets.

I think my cell phone and laptop are planning to kill me. The tv seems not to care one way or the other.

My coworkers never talk about me behind my back.


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