God Tries His Best to Address the Devilish Difficulty of Lucifer

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Religion and Spirituality  |  House: Booksie Classic
Lucifer...the perpetual horns of a dilemma.

Submitted: December 06, 2019

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Submitted: December 06, 2019

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First off, better get this straight, I don't have to explain myself to anyone.

I'm GOD...ok? And remember...I can stomp you ALL like a BUG.

But, in my amazing, magnanimous, forgiving, beneficence, I will impart what occured with the Lucifer situation. 

First off, I've always had long term memory problems. And I'm talking WAY before the Big Bang. I have a theroy as to why which involves black holes. I brought them into existence while I was having an extended brain fart. Yeah...yeah. God farts. But anywho...I digress, the subject was Lucifer. Before I get into his whole 'anti-thing', like I said...I AM GOD, the all of all , the ultimate, omnipotent creator dude source of everything good.

So lets be clear here, the confusion all started when Lucifer chose to become evil, and all you smarty pants inquisitor types began pondering where evil came from. LIKE ANY OF YOU COULD EVER GRILL ME! I'd have all your butts roasting in HELL for trying. HA!

Since I am the source of all things, know for a DAMN fact that evil did not come from my perfect and amazingly creative mind. Evil came from...

(what follows is a long and overly uncomfortable pause followed by an angry and violent outburst which caused sixty days and nights of destructive storms stretching over the western hemisphere)

I AM GOD. THE SOURCE OF WHISKERS ON KITTENS! PERPETUAL PUPPIES! CRISP APPLE STRUDEL WITHOUT THE CALORIES! CANDY CANES WITHOUT THE RESULTING CAVITIES! FLOWERS WITHOUT THE ALLERGY SEASON! SNOW FLAKES WITHOUT THE HYPOTHERMIA!

So why don't you DROP the whole *&%$!@# topic of Lucifer...OK?! Good.

And always remember...I will not be mocked...


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