Corn Flakes Every Day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

You eat, I eat, but do we all eat?

My sister said

when I

went to college

I would

eat cornflakes

everyday

and burn macaroni

in my too small

kitchen

and have

diarrhea

from all the

garbage

you should't

eat but you

don't know 

how too cook

or you are so

totally broke.

I think

she was

right

except

I am not

lucky

enough to have

cornflakes everyday,

but I do 

eat the burnt

macaroni.


Submitted: December 14, 2019

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tom mcmullen

Maybe you should rob the garbage cans outside a restaurant! Funny one Dogs!

Sat, December 14th, 2019 5:35am

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IKR! I think college students pretty much thrive off of roadkill XD

Sat, December 14th, 2019 5:58am

Prince EL

Pretty funny poem.

Sat, December 14th, 2019 3:13pm

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thanks. i suddenly feel hungry

Sat, December 14th, 2019 10:44am

hullabaloo22

Haha! Most days my main meal consists of breakfast cereal. And yep, I have been known to burn macaroni. A poem that brought a much-needed smile.

Sat, December 14th, 2019 6:51pm

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glad you liked it. i too am in need of a good laugh so i wont lose my brains come finals week.

Sat, December 14th, 2019 1:11pm

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